The Snail Parade - delays and full stops expected (from Bill & Bobby in the policebirdbox).
Due to the (slowly) ongoing Snail Parade, there will be full stops in some areas for the unforseeable future.
Anyone not wanting to experience pauses, punctuations or long drawn-out passages should avoid these areas.
The Snail Parade lasts for two or three weeks or months or overlaps with next year’s parade, depending on the weather and the excitement.
Anyone needing more detailed information should come to the policebirdbox anytime between lunchtime and teatime (except this afternoon as we are going fishing).