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Thursday, 8 December 2011

cinnamon ban

Notice from Bill and Bobby in the policebirdbox.

Please note that as of today, cinnamon is prohibited from being used in apple pies, any kind of danish pastries, or any sweet things, by order of the Spice Council, and ratified (“Is that a real word, Bill?”) by the Spider School Old Boys Knot Club, Strawberryjamshire County Garden Statue Assembly, the Bouncy Castles Trust, the Distinguished Guild of Tarts, and the Association of Villages with Silly or Rude names.

As holder-uppers of the law, it is our duty to do this thingy.

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