Policebird Files


We (Bill & Bobby - policebirdmen) will be busy redecorating the policebirdbox this week. We'll paint the walls a peaceful pale police blue and the bars of the cage a smart charcoal suit grey and the door a mysterious deep police sea blue according to the Policebirdforce Manual section 11, part 2, paragraph 891, point 60,"Official Policebird colour schemes/policebirdboxes/interior/woodwork etc">
We (B&B) will also be scrubbing the police doorstep, polishing the floorboards and cleaning the police rugs.
Please note: this is not an opportunity for any law-breakages or infringements. Please abide by all the laws. Sheriff Tinned Tomatoes will be on patrol.
from Bill & Bobby, policebirdmen, at your service (after decorating).