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Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Report by Sheriff Tinned Tomatoes

I am hiding from Lucy. It's been a long week. I've been hung up, cut off, rolled down a hill, dragged through a hedge backwards, washed up, burnt down, ripped off and turned over. I've been buckled and knuckled, netted and wetted, pinned and binned, booted and hooted, crumpled and bumpled, ditched, doused and dangled.
I'm kind of getting used to it now.

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