breaking news

Monday, 28 November 2011

important

Important message:
Ron's holiday postcard delivery delayed by snail parade and spate of balloon-bursting incidents (from Bill & Bobby in the policebirdbox).

Important mess:
Delays between Lettuce & Tomato Station and Octopus Station. Delays of up to two or three weeks or four weeks or longer/shorter expected due to snail parade. Advise walking, running etc.

For further information, contact Bill or Bobby at the policebirdbox. (Please knock, as the bell has fallen off).
P.s. We will be out all day tomorrow surveying a marsh.


1 comment:

  1. You wait for one excuse and then...

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