Postcard from Ron
Dear Percy & friends
Have escaped from the B.G. Forest and now in a sort of hostel-bar stroke cabinet. The owner is a big white bear called Comfy Roberts, who is just throwing out two drunken badgers who were causing trouble and broke a table leg. Mr. Roberts is actually very friendly and it's fun listening to stories from his colourful life. I'm drinking a grain twisty and a jug of sparkling river water.
(No animals were hurt in the making of this postcard.)
(But the badgers have got a hangover.)
(The table leg is o.k.)